5.2.10

Fortune Cookie Friday

Daffy at Batcrap Crazy did these last week, and I'm giving it a shot today....though mine will surely not be as funny as hers!




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70 comments:

Mindy said...

Good Morning!

Thanks for a terrific blog! I've left an award over at mine for you. :0)

Daffy said...

THOSE ARE AWESOME! I love the clogged washing machine and the protein powder in the coffee??? LAUGH OUT LOUD!

Great job!

I'm up now so I'll link up to you over here :O)

Kiera said...

why is protein powder in coffee bad? sure sounds sick!

June said...

Great fortune cookies!

3 day weekend in CO? Sounds like fun to me!

purejoy said...

oooooh!! as if post it notes weren't fun enough??!!
even though i'm all dark and twisty these days, i'm excited now!!

5thsister said...

Protein powder in coffee? Eew. Barf and cranky children? I'm so sorry! Hopefully the weekend will be better.

Danielle said...

Wow. My questions has been answered. I always wondered if barf would mess up the washing machine. Good to know. ;) LOL
xoxo
Danielle

Cathy said...

These are awesome! I can't even imagine protein powder in coffee.

Nikia, May and da kids said...

Protein powder in coffee?? Can you do that?? That doesn't sound too tasty and I'm not even a coffee drinker.

May

Elaine A. said...

my 2 cents: if you're going to negate jazzercize do it with something better than a dry, pasty fortune cookie... ;)

Have a great weekend girl!

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

How sad is it that I can relate to the barf in the washing machine! Great cookies!

Shell said...

LOL @ the cranky children one!

The Boob Nazi said...

Protein powder in coffee? Eewwww.

Nikia, May and da kids said...

Erin, What is a no reply blogger?? Yes, I really am that loopy when it comes to blogging. How do I fix whatever is messed up?? Ok, now you know what a dork I am now too, hahahahahaha ...

May

Dual Mom said...

So many thing wrong with protein powder in coffee...on so many levels.

As for the barf...yuck, yuck yuck.

Two Normal Moms said...

Ditto ditto ditto the comments about protein powder and coffee - blech!

Cleaning barf out of the washing machine? Oh I am sorry! Ga-Ross!

Colorado sounds fun!

***Ally

adrienzgirl said...

These were awesome. Seriously! Haven't we all put the wrong thing in coffee at some point?

Annie @ astonesthrowfrominsanity said...

Seriously, protein powder is better than accidental benefiber. At least you won't havethe runs! I may try these fortune cookies. Hope you don't mind.

The Blue Zoo said...

Oh my gosh! Im sitting here at Blissdom and you are cracking me up!

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

really? about protein shake? looking for a good recipe

Rhaven said...

HAHA These are awesome!

Quirkyloon said...

LMBO! Hilarious! I love all of them. And thank-you for clearing the issue of the ratio of vomit to a washing machine.

Been there, done that.

I hate cliches, don't you?

heh heh heh

HeatherLynn said...

Protein Powder in coffee? it's just like creamer right?

~hl~

HeatherLynn said...

I thought protein and caffeine probably go together like caffeine & nicotine...do they not? :)

~hl~

JadeLD said...

Ahh love it! These fortune cookie things are classic, I need to check that out. Barf and a clogged washing mashing - yuck!

Salt said...

I thought these were great! I might need to get in on this later today. :)

Especially love the barf on the sheets. Grosssssssss!

PS. I left an award for you on my blog because you rock.

MiMi said...

Protien powder in coffee?? Ew! The puke I can handle, that protien coffee is an obomination. LOL.

Meeko Fabulous said...

Those were great! My favorite ones were the barf on sheets and the cranky kids = alcoholic parents! LoL! :)

suzicate said...

These are so funny, esp. the clogged up washer and alcoholic parents!

Tattoos and Teething Rings said...

Did the alcholic parents cause the vomit in the sheets?

BigSis said...

OMG! You are so funny! I love these. I'm going to have to try it out one week.

Anita said...

Normally, I would jump on the 3-day trip to Colorado, but I'm seeing too much of the white stuff right here in Virginia.
The kids are home AGAIN today!

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Oh yeah protein in my coffee it sounded like a good idea ... LOL

Ahhh screaming kids, that is why I always hit the baileys!

Yup barf and other things makes washer VERY cranky!

AJ said...

cute!

Existential Waitress said...

yes, cranky children do cause alcoholism in parents - as does WHINING! Is 10 am too early for a pomegranate martini? Is it wrong that I have everything required to make a pomegranate martini on hand at any given moment?

Nancy C said...

FYI, baby formula in coffee machines is also a bad idea.

Tracie said...

Awesome!

Sadly, I have experienced the chunky puke in the washer thing. More than once. *gag*

Vodka Logic said...

Can I choose. I want the weekend in Colorado.

Very funny.

foxy said...

I love them. Protein powder in coffee, huh? I wouldn't have thought it was so bad either...

Amy said...

Yeah! Your getaway sounds lovely!!

Hope the kiddos are feeling better!

LiLu said...

These are even cuter than the Post Its! Love.

Matty said...

Love the protein-coffee-dumbass one. Classic.

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

Ugh...I've clogged a washing machine doing the same thing. Disgusting.

You're coming to Colorado??? When? Where? You have to come and see me!

Alyssa said...

I always thought there was a connection between alcoholism and cranky children. Thank you for solving that- just saved me a ton of money on therapy!

Sarah said...

I love the fortune cookies negating jazzercise one. I went to the gym this morning and then split a giant chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich for dessert at lunch with a friend. Who needs dessert at lunch?!?

mama-face said...

Ha. I read the dang photo caption every single time before I realized I was reading the same thing! I r so dumb.

Your fortune telling is hilarious. Although I did gag a little bit over the sheets one. AND I do want to know what protein shakes you are speaking of. I'm so behind...maybe I missed something on Jenny Mac's blog. MAYBE? duh.

xoxo

Andrea (ace1028) said...

Oh, I LOVE IT!!!!

Alcoholism. Not funny, not funny AT ALL (she says as she's ready to uncork a bottle for the evening!)

Poconut said...

Love it Erin!

Our new computer has a feature to leave those post-it notes on the desk top. I've been leaving some great ones for hubs... and now I have the perfect spot for my daily/weekly to do list and I'm saving paper! Yee haw!

LMJ said...

LOL! those are funnyyyyy!!!

It's so true!! I've been drinking more ever since I had Emma!

JoeyRes said...

I found this one really informative about the barf in the washing machine. I'll keep that in mind.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Oh God! you are not the only one I know to add protein powder to coffee and not like it. Ew.

Secretia said...

Mine says "make love quick!"

Secretia

gayle said...

I want the receipe for the last one!!

Ed Adams said...

This might explain the problem with our washer.

Ed Adams said...

This might explain the problem with our washer.

Mad Woman said...

Why the hell would you put protein powder in coffee?! That's one heck of a breakfast!

ScoMan said...

Protein power + coffee = no no..

Got it. Thanks for the advice.

blueviolet said...

Protein + coffee....well, well, well.

Cynthia@RunningWithLetters said...

These are so cute! The barf one strikes a little too close to home after a couple recent incidents here at my place.

I've been catching up on some of your recent posts--I got waaaayy behind on keeping up for a week or two, but I've really enjoyed getting up to date!

Aunt Juicebox said...

Oooooh noooooooo! I couldn't look at another protein shake if you paid me! Ugh, my stomach hurts just thinking about them.

Arizona Mamma said...

I've actually done the protein powder and coffee thing. Not tasty. Chalk me up as a dumb ass.

Holly said...

Never would have thought about protein powder in coffee (although I do have a recipe for an espresso protein shake)...maybe wine (ICK!).

Enjoy the 3 day holiday!

Theta Mom said...

Jenny Mac's protien shakes, LOL! I need to check out this fortune cookie generator.

So glad to be FINALLY following you! Glad to re-connect. :)

MODG said...

fortune cookies taste like orange barf. JS.

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Corrie Howe said...

I agree about cranky children and alcoholism. And I need to have JennyMac's protein shakes. You got a link?

T.J. said...

he he! Love em all- unfortunately I learned the barf fortune the hard way and I've always suspected that cranky kids are dangerous to our health!

Helene said...

Protein powder in coffee? That one I never heard of!

I think your fortune about crank kids causing alcoholism is spot on.

Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip said...

Hahahahahaha!! My fave? Jenny Mac's protein shakes will make you skinny. Gotta love it.

Donna said...

These are great!!!

 

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