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Good Morning!
Thanks for a terrific blog! I've left an award over at mine for you. :0)
THOSE ARE AWESOME! I love the clogged washing machine and the protein powder in the coffee??? LAUGH OUT LOUD!
Great job!
I'm up now so I'll link up to you over here :O)
why is protein powder in coffee bad? sure sounds sick!
Great fortune cookies!
3 day weekend in CO? Sounds like fun to me!
oooooh!! as if post it notes weren't fun enough??!!
even though i'm all dark and twisty these days, i'm excited now!!
Protein powder in coffee? Eew. Barf and cranky children? I'm so sorry! Hopefully the weekend will be better.
Wow. My questions has been answered. I always wondered if barf would mess up the washing machine. Good to know. ;) LOL
xoxo
Danielle
These are awesome! I can't even imagine protein powder in coffee.
Protein powder in coffee?? Can you do that?? That doesn't sound too tasty and I'm not even a coffee drinker.
May
my 2 cents: if you're going to negate jazzercize do it with something better than a dry, pasty fortune cookie... ;)
Have a great weekend girl!
How sad is it that I can relate to the barf in the washing machine! Great cookies!
LOL @ the cranky children one!
Protein powder in coffee? Eewwww.
Erin, What is a no reply blogger?? Yes, I really am that loopy when it comes to blogging. How do I fix whatever is messed up?? Ok, now you know what a dork I am now too, hahahahahaha ...
May
So many thing wrong with protein powder in coffee...on so many levels.
As for the barf...yuck, yuck yuck.
Ditto ditto ditto the comments about protein powder and coffee - blech!
Cleaning barf out of the washing machine? Oh I am sorry! Ga-Ross!
Colorado sounds fun!
***Ally
These were awesome. Seriously! Haven't we all put the wrong thing in coffee at some point?
Seriously, protein powder is better than accidental benefiber. At least you won't havethe runs! I may try these fortune cookies. Hope you don't mind.
Oh my gosh! Im sitting here at Blissdom and you are cracking me up!
really? about protein shake? looking for a good recipe
HAHA These are awesome!
LMBO! Hilarious! I love all of them. And thank-you for clearing the issue of the ratio of vomit to a washing machine.
Been there, done that.
I hate cliches, don't you?
heh heh heh
Protein Powder in coffee? it's just like creamer right?
~hl~
I thought protein and caffeine probably go together like caffeine & nicotine...do they not? :)
~hl~
Ahh love it! These fortune cookie things are classic, I need to check that out. Barf and a clogged washing mashing - yuck!
I thought these were great! I might need to get in on this later today. :)
Especially love the barf on the sheets. Grosssssssss!
PS. I left an award for you on my blog because you rock.
Protien powder in coffee?? Ew! The puke I can handle, that protien coffee is an obomination. LOL.
Those were great! My favorite ones were the barf on sheets and the cranky kids = alcoholic parents! LoL! :)
These are so funny, esp. the clogged up washer and alcoholic parents!
Did the alcholic parents cause the vomit in the sheets?
OMG! You are so funny! I love these. I'm going to have to try it out one week.
Normally, I would jump on the 3-day trip to Colorado, but I'm seeing too much of the white stuff right here in Virginia.
The kids are home AGAIN today!
Oh yeah protein in my coffee it sounded like a good idea ... LOL
Ahhh screaming kids, that is why I always hit the baileys!
Yup barf and other things makes washer VERY cranky!
cute!
yes, cranky children do cause alcoholism in parents - as does WHINING! Is 10 am too early for a pomegranate martini? Is it wrong that I have everything required to make a pomegranate martini on hand at any given moment?
FYI, baby formula in coffee machines is also a bad idea.
Awesome!
Sadly, I have experienced the chunky puke in the washer thing. More than once. *gag*
Can I choose. I want the weekend in Colorado.
Very funny.
I love them. Protein powder in coffee, huh? I wouldn't have thought it was so bad either...
Yeah! Your getaway sounds lovely!!
Hope the kiddos are feeling better!
These are even cuter than the Post Its! Love.
Love the protein-coffee-dumbass one. Classic.
Ugh...I've clogged a washing machine doing the same thing. Disgusting.
You're coming to Colorado??? When? Where? You have to come and see me!
I always thought there was a connection between alcoholism and cranky children. Thank you for solving that- just saved me a ton of money on therapy!
I love the fortune cookies negating jazzercise one. I went to the gym this morning and then split a giant chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich for dessert at lunch with a friend. Who needs dessert at lunch?!?
Ha. I read the dang photo caption every single time before I realized I was reading the same thing! I r so dumb.
Your fortune telling is hilarious. Although I did gag a little bit over the sheets one. AND I do want to know what protein shakes you are speaking of. I'm so behind...maybe I missed something on Jenny Mac's blog. MAYBE? duh.
xoxo
Oh, I LOVE IT!!!!
Alcoholism. Not funny, not funny AT ALL (she says as she's ready to uncork a bottle for the evening!)
Love it Erin!
Our new computer has a feature to leave those post-it notes on the desk top. I've been leaving some great ones for hubs... and now I have the perfect spot for my daily/weekly to do list and I'm saving paper! Yee haw!
LOL! those are funnyyyyy!!!
It's so true!! I've been drinking more ever since I had Emma!
I found this one really informative about the barf in the washing machine. I'll keep that in mind.
Oh God! you are not the only one I know to add protein powder to coffee and not like it. Ew.
Mine says "make love quick!"
Secretia
I want the receipe for the last one!!
This might explain the problem with our washer.
This might explain the problem with our washer.
Why the hell would you put protein powder in coffee?! That's one heck of a breakfast!
Protein power + coffee = no no..
Got it. Thanks for the advice.
Protein + coffee....well, well, well.
These are so cute! The barf one strikes a little too close to home after a couple recent incidents here at my place.
I've been catching up on some of your recent posts--I got waaaayy behind on keeping up for a week or two, but I've really enjoyed getting up to date!
Oooooh noooooooo! I couldn't look at another protein shake if you paid me! Ugh, my stomach hurts just thinking about them.
I've actually done the protein powder and coffee thing. Not tasty. Chalk me up as a dumb ass.
Never would have thought about protein powder in coffee (although I do have a recipe for an espresso protein shake)...maybe wine (ICK!).
Enjoy the 3 day holiday!
Jenny Mac's protien shakes, LOL! I need to check out this fortune cookie generator.
So glad to be FINALLY following you! Glad to re-connect. :)
fortune cookies taste like orange barf. JS.
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I agree about cranky children and alcoholism. And I need to have JennyMac's protein shakes. You got a link?
he he! Love em all- unfortunately I learned the barf fortune the hard way and I've always suspected that cranky kids are dangerous to our health!
Protein powder in coffee? That one I never heard of!
I think your fortune about crank kids causing alcoholism is spot on.
Hahahahahaha!! My fave? Jenny Mac's protein shakes will make you skinny. Gotta love it.
These are great!!!
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