Today's the day, folks. Time to link up to Travis over at I Like To Fish!
So while today's tale doesn't truly qualify as a memoir because it just happened over the weekend, I am
The Mommyologist did a post last week about Bringing Mom Sexy Back. If you haven't done so already, please read it here. Ladies and gents, The Mother Load brought Sexy Mom back Saturday night. In a big way. And I have the
My other Bringing Mom Sexy Back friends were right up there with me. We bonded over beer and a bad karaoke band. They didn't even have the tv's, man. No little ball bouncing over the lyrics. We had to strain and squint at a single piece of paper we all had to share. Not the ideal karoake situation, to be sure. But we didn't care because we were the shit.
(See? I'm always the Amazon in the middle. WTH?)
The Mommyologist describes her Bringing Mom Sexy Back Moment:
"Since I’d gotten over that initial “new-kid-in-school” first night fear, I was able to get into a better groove and let my guard down a little more last night. Actually, I think I let my guard down a LOT. I’m not sure exactly what happened, but as soon as Shakira started playing over the speakers, a feeling of empowerment came over me, and in that moment I went from being a stay-at-home mom with A-cup breasts, a bit of a muffin-top, and a dimpled tush to a complete and total sex symbol."
I had a blast.
How do you bring Sexy Back?
61 comments:
It looks like you had a blast!!
You are so cute!
And, yeah, you are tall, but I'm SO short, that anyone over 5'2" is tall to me.
Oh wow Erin! I'm inspired. Wonder if any of my old sexy clothes will fit? Even better, what a great excuse to go out shopping for some new non-mommy clothes for a change :)
It sounds like you had a great time...and you deserved it!!! Way to work it, mama!!!
ahhh, i LOVE it!! get it momma! you looked hot and looked like you had an awesome time! now that you mention it, how tall are you??
I don't ever want to see you call yourself an amazon again! Stop it!You're gorgeous!
I can feel how much fun you guys had just by reading your words. I think it's imperative for mom's to feel like women every once in awhile. Good for you guys!
wait, i just read remembered the hub's post and you're 5'9!! my mom's 5'9, dad's 6'3 and somehow i managed to be shafted with being 5'4. even my 11 year old sister is already 5'3!!
OH man that looks like ya'll had a blast.. you work what ya mama gave ya gf
Damn Girl you loook goood...You are the Shit..and then some...!Im so glad you had fun..!
Looks like you definitely brought it! Way to go!
Btw, you had me at Banana Republic. Do I have that shirt? I think I do.
I LOVE this post!!! Looks like you had a great time...wish I could've joined you!
Part of my Mom Sexy feature on Thursday will have a McLinky, so make sure to link up this post then!
WE'RE BRINGING MOM SEXY BACK!!!
WOO-HOO!
Thanks for making me jealous of someone that is an A-cup. I'm back in the training bra section!
I'd be totally into karaoke. Maybe I should write one of those bucket lists.
You look like you had so much fun! Way to bring Mom Sexy Back!
Hey, don't knock it- many men drooled over those strong, gorgeous, confident (yes tall) Amazon. Looks like that was a good description of you this past weekend. Way to go girl! I usually fit the same bill as your day to day wear, but when I step it up a bit and at least put mascara on I feel so much sexier. Almost cringe to admit it as I should love myself in all forms blah blah blah, but it's true! The nicer I look, the better I feel.
I want to be a sexy mom too! I am so going to emulate you! you are my inspiration!
Just cuz you're tall doesn't make you an amazon, you goofy woman!
But yeah, you guys were and are the shit! Work it!
Just when I thought I was all stylin' in my black yoga pants... Damn woman!
Looks like you have found some of your best therapy.
What a blast!!
Too fun! There's a lot of sexy-mom going around these days... must be spring! I put fingernail polish on for the first time in like a hundred years this last weekend. And promptly took a chunk off the next morning opening a box of cereal, reminding myself why I don't wear it on my fingers any more... But, it was fun and I felt like a real girl again! That was after buying myself a new sexy top on Friday...
***Ally
I don't know if I bought sexy back, but I sure brought drunky back this weekend. I love a good party, don't you?
I love it! I ALSO brought MOM SEXY back on Saturday night. My sis sells Lia Sophia jewlery and she had a hostess appreciation night. Well, she gets us just liquored up enough to do a "fashion show". My best friend and I teamed up for our theme "Gold in Your Face", complete with catwalk. It was ridiculous and SUPER fun to just act like a idiot again. LOVE IT!!!!
Oh it's already been broughten! Lol...girl you was lookin' feirce! Don't feel bad...I'm an amazon anytime I wear (any kind of) a heel! You looked gorgeous girl!
Atta kid.
*ass slap*
Umm... Don't tell your husband about that.
And I think... Happy Passover? Is that appropriate? Did I make it in time?
Us non Jews got the Easter coming up.
I'm pretty sure it counts for you too.
You know, I've really just kind of let this comment go on too long.
Ah. "Too long."
Yet another phrase on the list of words no woman has ever said to me.
That's right. Try the veal, tip your waitresses.
Seriously. I'm going.
Seriously.
That looks like so much fun!
I've never done karaoke but always wanted to -- you all look so cute and like you're having a BLAST!! I bring mom sexy back by having sex with the sexy dad of my daughters.
You're beautiful! Stop being silly! I am almost 5'9" as well. Add some heels? I am towering over all my girlfriends. Own it, men find tall women sexy! :D
Looks like you all had a BLAST!
Count me in the next time around. I don't know if I'll do sexy but I sure want to try karaoke.
It's been a while since I've really brought my sexy back. Though I did sing karoke about a month ago ;) It was a blast indeed, and I did feel cute again.
You, by the way, are super cute! I don't look at those pictures and see Amazon woman at all. Not at all. You are really looking at yourself through a different lens.
Holy cow, you are THE SHIT!! Look at you up there with all your friends letting loose and having fun!!!
Unfortunately, I can't bring my sexy back...I think I left it in the delivery room where I had my last c-section.
First of all ya look great. Thanks for posting the pics so I didn't have to say "pics or it didn't happen"
I love me some karaoke. That's how I met my wife which I'll document next week.
Last night go ok?
Hello hottie! You look great and I can tell you had a blast.
And, BTW, you're still short to me :)
You all are too cute and I am so glad you had a great time.
You rock that Billie Jean, Misses.
Awesome! You looked awesome!!! I am jealous that you had the guts to do that!
"I'm usually Dirty Sweatpants Mommy, Three-Days-Since-I-Showered-Mommy"
my kind of people!!!
Haha. Love your question at the end!! I Have NO Idea.
You're adorable in all you do. What fun. :)
You definitely brought sexy back. =) Great night, great company, what more could a girl ask for? =)
You rock! I am in such envy! I really totally, absolutely can NOT sing...they would call 911 on me if I tried!
You look great Looks like you guys had a great time.
You are not an amazon! You are fabulous! Do you know how many women would kill for your height and your skin! It's gorgeous! The top is too cute!
Looks like an awesome sexy time- but I could never do karaoke. You are brave! (Or drunk?)
And I didn't realize my sexy had gone anywhere...darn now I have one more thing to find!
Hot Damn Girl!! You look H.O.T.!!
I am so glad you had a great time!!
I cant do karaoke, I am the worst singer EVER. You are so brave!!
Doesn't it make you feel so much better after a night like that? I know I feel like myself again.
Glad to hear you had SUCH a good time! It was much needed!
Shit Yes Girl!! Rock on with your bad self! Glad you had a fab time. Stand tall, beautiful woman.
Bring sexy back? WTH?!! In this girl, it never left!! Ha! But seriously, I too am the sweatpants, dirty haired mommy with krispy Kreme stains on my shirt. Most days it ain't even pretty . . . let alone sexy. This weekend I am going to Vegas with hubs and NO KIDS. I better find sexy . . . and quick!!! So glad you had a fun time. You deserve it!
You're so cute! Material Girl is my fave Madonna song, btw. But I do love me some Michael too.
I am always itching to bring sexy back when I am out with my girls. It doesn't happen nearly enough, but it DOES feel so good when it happens. I think tall is cool. It is a bit of a challenge or me to bring sexy all.the.way back at 5'4" and you have more places to hide the extra stuff with your 5 extra inches :) So glad you got out and had some fun. You'll be all over Like a Virgin next time. I can just feel it . . .
Kudos to you for bringing sexy back.
Looks like a good time was had by all. :)
You did it and it looks like so much fun! No amount of beer or persuasion from my friends will ever get me to do karaoke. You are my hero. :)
I'm liking this new Eryn. You are really stepping out there. We parents have got to get away now and then and let it all hang out to save our sanity. I like to let my hair hang down....er....get wild and forget my troubles once and a while. I can't sing to save my life, so don't feel so bad. I'm sure we would make quite the duet. They might ban us from karaoke if we tried.
Just wanted to let you know that I am finally getting around to doing my blog roll and I am putting you on it- cause you are one of the best of course! Did you get my last email?
Wow, good for you! I have a minor in voice and I still won't get up and sing...guess I'm missing out on all the fun.
You ARE bringing sexy back!
So glad you had fun! You look great too! And what do you mean amazon?? I have to endure 4" heals to get that effect! Lucky!
That's awesome! It's so great that you had a wonderful time. And you look fabulous! I bring my sexy back by still trying to put on makeup and do my hair every day...it helps me!
I would kill--or at least disfigure severely--to be your height. Also, that shirt is the best. A little cleavage always brings the sexy back, even if I need my Special Bra to make it happen.
You are so darn adorable! Looks like such a great time. That is just what I need, a mommy's night out!
Speaking as an old lady Gramme! you go girl!! You looked great!! Mommy's need to get out!! It makes you a better one!!
I am terribly terribly sorry I missed that. Oh! How I would love to have seen and heard you. You do not give yourself enough credit.
YOU ARE HAWT woman and ain't no need to bring sexy back cause she ain't nevah left ya!
I bring it back by paying her cash upfront.
I'm glad I found a link to your site on Kat;s blog sklub105.blogspot.com
You make me laugh!
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