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49 comments:
Very nice vlog ya purty lady! :)
Haha great job! Now I've seen you 'in person' since I haven't seen another vlog of you.
wwwwyyyyyyyypppppppeeeeee
and...your love of jazzercise inspired me. I'm waiting on a DVD of something and am doing the 30 day shred tonight! Gotta get crackin more on my mom sexy! :]
LMAO!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHA
Awesome.
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE
Hilar!!
You're closing line has me in stiches! The kids came running to see what I was howling about. So true and so funny!
I had to actually encourage my 4 yr old to call me when she was done. Otherwise she would just sit there waiting. And she'd only call once. Once, I said I'd be right there and forgot. 15 (FIFTEEN!) minutes later I walked passed the bathroom and she was STILL SITTING there. Waiting. I felt so bad!
roflmbo.. thelast line did me in.. and I can picture the whine face along with your face, like nails ona chalkboard lol.
Oh Erin, I just love you. I can't imagine having twins, especially little girls. Kenna was such a pain when it came to wiiiii-IIIII-pppping!
She would scream at the top of her lungs, "Come wipe my SQUISHEEEEEEEE Butt!"
Oh, Erin, you're the best! And you look gorgeous!
I can so relate to you on this! Just last night my husband said to me, "Is Alivia destined to have skid marks in all of her underwear?" Yes, I believe she is. Even though she's 6 1/2 years old!
Your daughter's yelling reminded me of my little brother, who could never wipe his own ass. It didn't matter where we were or who was at our house...at the end of his shit, you would hear "Mommmmyyy! Come and wipe my Buuuuuutt!" And yes, the butt had several syllables:)
P.S. I used a reusable bag at the store today! Hollaaaa!
I love your vlog and you are just too cute Erin!
"Poop...the fabric of our lives..." I about died in my office when you said that. I had to shut my office door! Peanut, who is 4 1/2, has issues wiping too. I am petrified when she goes to all day kindergarten in the fall! I am going to have some serious skid mark underwear, or I am going to be getting calls from her school about her needing help wiping.
Loved the vlog! You are adorable!
ahhh, i can't wait to watch this when i get home!!!
YES!! Right? In my house the word butt has a bajillion syllables. Can you wipe my BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT?
Lovely little girls.
We are totally going through a weird poop thing at our house. Ella is leaving track marks because she waits too long to go! Then sometimes she says she wipes, but doesn't. Later, she'll be itching herself and say "my bum hurts" or "my bum itches." Well, then take two extra seconds to wipe already!
"I never knew that wipe had so many gd syllables" - Classic!!!
OMG, funny how with one you don't think about the challenges of having two and yes of course, they poop at the same time. It wouldn't be complicated if they didn't.
We have those same sinks in each of our three bathrooms with one so high even I need a footstool!
Cute Vlog and you are adorable even with the propeller on your head :)
At some point they do wipe themselves...I think it is around high school graduation, but I'm not positive.
Helicopter head? i never noticed until you checked it out.
I like Lee's comment. Kids learn to wipe themselves--in high school?
OH NO!
That is crazy. I think my kids need to learn how to wash their OWN skid's mark underwear.
"Gotta go poop." After breakfast?
Such regular kids you have! :)))
I'm so sorry. So sorry.
check it out, I meant mentioned it.
*SIGH* I can't even type a comment right.
I wouldn't look forward to mornings either.
EEEK!
Your hair and makeup look great!
I haven't even thought about the days after potty training (i.e. wiping) Sounds like a ton of work! Especially with twins!!
What? My kid wipes. Seriously, she does. She's 4 and she takes one teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny tiny square (I guess she's a conservationist in training) and does an awfully good job of smearing her poop all across her hoo-hah with that tiny square.
If I'm really lucky, it ends up stuck to the toilet seat.
It's so true that it doesn't really end at potty training.
Love your vlog - it's so nice to put a voice to the face! As the mother of a 38 month old who is still completely refusing to show any interest in potty training all I can say is you are way ahead of me! There's only one solution - get another toilet installed in each bathroom so you can wipe in unison :-)
Erin, I so remember those days! I never thought I'd have to revisit the pain of poopy days, but here I am now with 2 sister puppies. It's just like twins. Except they don't wear diapers, a situation that is horrible on a daily basis. They also sync poop and they sync poop a LOT. So, I spend my days screaming at them, chasing after them and picking up piles of poop. What happened to my life?
Your vlog rocked it, girl. Love the whine. You did a little girl whine perfectly.
You ended that in such a way as to totally surprise me that I just burst out laughing hysterically! I know that tone your kids have. I heard it with my son {different words- same song}.
Hilarious!
I am dying with laughter! The is the best vlog I have ever seen. You are a riot and you couldn't be more spot on! =)
LMAO!! My son says "Mooooommmmmm, I go POOOOP!" when he's ready to be wiped... LOL I JUST wrote a post about this for the Our Mommyhood blog. It's going up sometime in May. Haha!
1. You look fantastic!
2. I still wipe my 7 yr. old's butt. I'm starting to feel like a pervert.
Blaaaah! LOL this is so funny. Thanks. You look beautiful. I put your button on my blog!
That whole one word many syllables never changes...it just becomes about something else. Never ending!
This was so fun to watch! Thank you!
I think I need more vlogs from you, they just tell so much more than a post can.
This was HYSTERICAL!! MY kids are now running around my house saying, "MOMMMMMMMY I'M READY TO WIIIIIIIPE!" hahaha
This is SOOOOO why I have not begun the arduous task of potty training my twin boys.
So funny!! One is hard but twins...wow!!
LMAO!! wwiii-iii--ipe! LMAO
ay ay ay!! Here I thought I was done once she is potty trained! :(
EEeeeshhh....
I can't stand caca cleaning!
Oh and you look great! I love your make up because it looks very natural! :)
OMG - You are so adorable! Love the vlog!
And the whole poop thing, ugh. Will it ever end?
You are too cute! And so are your girls.
hahaha that was hilarious! Baby Boo just yells, "I'm Doooooonnnnneeee!" That means, "Get your bottom in her and wipe mine or else I'm just going to stuff the toilet with unused toilet paper and then you'll be sorry".
Stereo poopers, huh?
My oldest girls are twins but one is "looser" than the other so I rarely did double poop duty. This morning, I let my 1yo son run around without his diaper while I picked out his clothes. He got on his rocking airplane to read a book and I saw him go cross eyed so ran to him with a cupped hand, and yes, caught the poop in the palm of my hand. That, right there, is love.
My kids always want me to wipe them and then they act like I'M the lucky one to get to wipe their asses.
You had me at poop, helicopter head.
Okay, I just thought of this...next time you have to poop and you're done tell your husband, "Fatherload....I'm ready to wyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppeeeeeee."
I mean wipe. Not wype.
Erin-Helicopter-Head...lolololol
I did not think it would be possible for me to heart you even more than I already did. But now I do.
Thank goodness you didn't mean "in SINK" poopage!
WONDERFUL vlog, friend!!
Poop certainly is the topic of choice these days..this was a great one.. and yes I remember those days...not the twin part but the "its time to wipe" part...you may enjoy Moogs poop story on LOL today..I think it is hysterical..!!
haha, that is hilarious! I just did a vlog over the weekend :)
Wow, I learned a lot about you, which was great because this is my first time on your blog. Just became a follower :)
My daughter got a kick out of you saying, "mommy, I'm ready to wipe", haha.
'Mommy, I ready to wipe' - this little sing-song thing that kids do drives me insane.
You mimic it very well, ha-ha!
LMAO! The last line of that vlog is priceless. SO something that I would say! Love it!
I don't know how you deal with twin poop. I can barely keep up with one kid's poop let alone two!!
Ok, so I was watching this and my son was in the room, and he just went to go use the bathroom and starting yelling, "MOMMY...I'm ready to W-I-I-P-P-E" from the bathroom and he said it exactly like you did on the video!!! It is so funny how they are listening even when we don't think they are!
Only a mother of twins could talk about poop that long. I'm sure you could tell us much more too. I don't envy you.
I can sooooo appreciate every single word of that Vlog!! My sister was making fun of me because I still wipe Cole and Bella's butts even though they're 5 years old. But the consequences are hardly worth it, which you obviously encounter as well.
I tell ya, though, it's certainly gotten a lot better in the last few years. When G & L were born, I was desperately trying to potty train C & B and it was a nightmare. I've never cleaned up so much poop in my life!!!
BTW, you're gonna laugh but Landon was watching the video with me and he thought you were ME!! I guess we do look a lot alike...when I wear my hair down on occasion!!
You are so inspiring.
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