21.6.10

Mom Sexy Prom 2010 with Mary Mommyologist!

Mary The Mommyologist has come up with the amazing concept of Bringing Mom Sexy Back. I've posted about bringing my own mom sexy back here. It's really struck a chord with me, which is why I jumped right on the bandwagon when she initiated the idea of Mom Sexy Prom. As mothers, many of us lose our mojo and get so wrapped up in the daily grind that we forget who we are, and who we were before we had kids. We're working with Mary Mommyologist to prove that we've still got "IT," and so here's my Mom Sexy Prom post...with a twist!

photo courtesy of Amazon.com


I sat there with Mary,
We sat there, we two,
And I said, "Why, can I
go to Mom Sexy Prom with you?"

So I took off my dirty t-shirt and jeans
And found a darling dress to don.
Added some makeup, jewelry, high heels--
It's time to get my Mom Sexy on!
"Have no fear!" said The Mother Load.
"I can wear this dainty dress.
And at the same time I can vacuum
And clean up this mess!"

"I can juggle phone calls
While I shine countertops.
I can cook a delicious dinner
Without wearing my flip-flops!"


"But that is not all I can do!"
Said The Mother Load...
"Look at me!
Look at me now!" said the broad.
"I can bathe Thing One & Thing Two,
Scrub them head to feet.
I'll do it all in my Prom dress and pearls
While missing nery a beat!"


"I can do even more!"
Said the Mother Load then.
"I can stand tall in my heels
And carry two things, or ten!"




"I am the Mom in the Prom," she said with a smile.
"I schlep their hula hoops, their books and their ball.
 I put away the milk, the rake and the clean clothes.
In my dress I try to do it all and walk tall!"


But don't forget The Mother Load is green.
Every Sunday evening she hoists her blue bin
And carries it to the curb
Because not recycling is the biggest sin!

100 comments:

Cara Smith said...

Wooohooo! Look at you sexy mama!

I actually put on makeup and did my hair this weekend. Baby steps for me!

The Mommyologist said...

You are SO FREAKIN' AWESOME!!! I LOVED this. I laughed through the whole thing! What a creative and clever idea!!

And I must say that you are lookin' HOT!! Are you sure those twins are yours? Because you look like some hot 21 year old. :)

I'm totally horny for your kitchen. It's WAY gorgeous.

I can't wait for people to see this post...they are going to LOVE it!

Lady Ren said...

That is really funny Erin- you look great-! Love the bath photo especially- it can't be easy doing it in a dress and heels!

LB said...

Ok, Ms. Hottie... I don't know if mine will be done as well, but I'll give it a try later.

I'm not going to let my hubs see your post, though, or he will expect me to do all that while sporting my FM pumps.

5thsister said...

PERFECT! You are rocking "The Mom in the Prom" through and through!

I would love to attend but you want to hear something sad...I don't think I have a dress to wear!

BigSis said...

Love it! Love it! Love it! Every little bit.

Did hubs take the pix for you? They are excellent!

The Robin's Nest said...

You are so cute! That is awesome. I'm afraid I will break an ankle trying to navigate through my toy ridden house in heels, but I'll give it a try.

Complicated Mama said...

What a fun Mom Sexy Post!!! Love the rhyme... and you definitely look Momsexy doing all your chores in your little black dress

Im sure our husbands all wish we dressed like that to clean and cook every day.

Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

My daughter would LOVE it if I dressed like that every day. The dress I could do, maybe. The heels? NEVER!

Happy Prom - mom sexy is definitely here to stay!

Evonne said...

What a cute post and you rock that dress!

I still have to get my post together. I can't wait to pull out my shoes! But going from flip flops to heels, I'm not sure if I'll be able to accomplish anything, let alone walking!

Crazy Brunette said...

You are so fucking cute bitch! And by God, you're fucking clever too hooker!

Katina said...

I love it!!!! How creative! Visiting from the mom prom! Now following you!

leigh said...

You look amazing! AI love this post!

singedwingangel said...

OK see I wanna be that tiny.. and I couldn't walk in heels that tall ifmy life depended on it.. the down side to being top heavy that lift in altitude with a small foundation makes us lean forward. LOVE this..l

Mindy said...

Of course you rocked this prom! Those are some impressive arms, sexy mama. I love how creative you were with everything.

w said...

hahhaaha! love it! the bath picture is classic!

Angie said...

LMAO - you are rockin those heels!!

Life Without Pink said...

Girl you are one SEXY, HOT Mama!! Love your twist on the Mom Sexy Prom...awesome! I still gotta do mine...first I have to convince someone to take a photo of me, haha.

MommyLovesStilettos said...

Love it!!! :)

The Random Blogette said...

This is awesome! You are so freaking adorable and creative! I am still working on mine, but I have to find a dress!!

Chantel said...

I LOVE THIS!! I especially love the pictures of you bathing your girls in a formal outfit and I love the balancing photo!

varunner said...

Ok, your Mom in the Prom book is awesome! Also, HELLO Shred is paying off for you...check out your totally hot arm muscles. You're rocking that black dress :-)

LambAround said...

LOL! If you don't make Prom Queen for this, there's something corrupt in the system! Love, love, LOVE your Cat in the Hat/Mom in the Prom idea (and, incidentally, also LOVE your GORGEOUS kitchen!)

LambAround’s latest post: A Flower Delivery MYSTERY

Menopausal New Mom said...

Look at you go girl!!! I love it!!!! You look so fit and trim carrying that blue bin to the curb and I love the tour of the inside of your beautiful home.

I've got a green post scheduled for tomorrow so let me know if I should link back to you :)

blueviolet said...

Could you be any more of a doll? This was so much fun!

Anti-Supermom said...

One word - Hilarious!!

(not you, of course, you look fabulous).

OK - two words.

DaisyGal said...

SWEET!!!! I love it...you look GORGEOUS and sooo happy and sexy in that dress. :)

I can't wait to post my pictures....love the recyclables and the bath the best...SOOOO CUTE!

HAPPY PROM

Cathy said...

This is awesome! Seriously love it...but I can't stop looking at your arms and shoulders! You are ripped!

Lee said...

That was fabulous!! I didn't do it, but damn girl...your arms are amazing!!

Quirkyloon said...

Wow what a hottie Mommy doin' the chores!

You look fantastic and that poem was THE bomb diggity! Clever!

And after seeing your ripped arms, I hope I never meet you in a dark alley somewhere. I'm shuddering in fear at the thought of it!

*smile*

We live in a Zoo! said...

Lol! Awesome! :D

Arizona Mamma said...

You are simply hilarious! I swear this image is what I feel my husband would actually like me to be. Keep right on a dreamin'!

Joann Mannix said...

Erin, I just love this! Your fantabulous spin on Dr. Seuss, your rock star pictures. It was awesome.

Did the Shred yesterday. I work out a lot, so I thought, 20 minutes, this will be a piece of cake. I have never been more wrong about anything in my life! That thing kicked my butt! I'll be at it again, today and I might just put your pic up with your amazing, cut arms as motivation.

Beck said...

HILARIOUS post!
And also: You are intimidatingly gorgeous! Good grief, woman!

Ian said...

Ok you win for having the nicest kitchen ever. Oh yeah dress is nice too.

Brittney said...

WOW this is amazing you are gorgeous :)

Heligirl said...

Great prom post girl. You're gorgeous, multi-talented, creative, and look at those guns as you haul out the recycling. I'm all woozy over here just looking at those photos! :)

Salt said...

*standing ovation*

That was in one word: AMAZING.

Crazy Brunette said...

Ian's being a whore again! He said I won!

Shell said...

I absolutely loved this! So creative and you look HOT!

Heather @ Two Little Monkeys Plus Hubby said...

Look at that hot mama! Great post.

Busted Kate said...

This is AWESOME!!!! First off, you look FANTASTIC. And check out your arm muscles!!! You go girl. Love the concept... and love the dress!

Andrea (ace1028) said...

I am CRYING here. This is the most adorable post EVER! Way to go, Mama!!

Jeannette said...

Okay, that's it. I think I'm gonna have to vote for you instead of myself! This post is amazing! Look at those biceps in the last one!

twelvedaysold said...

I got linked here from Laundry Hurts my Feelings, and this post KILLED ME. Thank you for that.

Aging Mommy said...

Wow! Erin you look great in that dress - all your hard work working out has paid off!

Double Wow for reworking The Cat In The Hat so absolutely brilliantly!! Very, very clever - I think all we Moms need a copy of this new book!

shortmama said...

Too funny!

MiMi said...

And you're a sexy poet too!
This is great!

Day 2 Day Living said...

How wonderful! I love it, the dress is awesome and who would've thought about giving the kids a bath in a dress and heels. LOL!

From Tracie said...

I'm dying over here....that was awesome!

You are gorgeous....a poet...a supermom....and you can do it while carrying ten things. I think you should be the Sexy Mom Prom Queen!

Cynthia@RunningWithLetters said...

Thing One and Thing Two--love that!

The whole thing reminds me of a Leave it to Beaver episode--I always got a kick out of Barbara Billingsly walking around in those pearls and skirts :)

Helene said...

I had to read that three times because I loved it so much!!!! Girlfriend, you are very clever and definitely have some poetry mojo going on!!

And the pictures...wow!!!

I'm Jane said...

That's great! Did the neighbors watch you take the recycling out?

Daffy said...

You totally rock! You really do. You are the complete package and THEN some!

You wore that dress beautifully and made Sexy Mom your bitch!

I'm thinking that dress needs some more action....deserves a night out with someone *ahem...like moi* I've a dress to don for a spin on the the town. And before you even think about asking me if I'm serious....I totally am!

Mrs Montoya said...

Oh sassy girl - carrying a blue bin never looked quite so hot. Love this clever post

Elaine A. said...

Um, I am so NOT picking a fight with you! Look at those 'guns' girl! Dang, you have been workin' OUT!!! WOWZA.

(can you tell I'm a wee bit amazed at your arm muscles??)

Loved this. You are too cute...

nmaha said...

Wow! I found your blog through the Mommyologist and I must say you don't look like a mommy. Congrats for keeping yourself in shape and carrying your mommyhood with so much class.
I'm a new mommy blogger, so please come give me some tips at www.morethanjustmummy.com

Holly said...

You kill me! This is so clever and just simply awesome. And might I say you are rockin' your Mom Sexy in that dress with those arms!

5thsister said...

Hey Erin! I found a dress! I felt just like Cinderalla did when she received her dress from her fair GM!

Mrs.Mayhem said...

Hilarious!

Moxie Momma said...

Very creative, very cute, very Mom Sexy. See you at the prom!

Weezer said...

Dropping by from 5th Sister.
What a great idea you have. And I think you've achieved your sexy goal.
Great blog....and an even greater post.

Annie @ astonesthrowfrominsanity said...

You are stinkin' hot!! Am on vacay and hubs gets here on Thurs and I am so going to go to the mom prom a little late. :)

Tina said...

What a fun post! Loved your Dr. Seuss parody, and all the great shots. Go sexy mama!

Rebecca said...

I loved how creative you got with this. I think you are really good at blogging. You go Mama!

*LLUVIA* said...

HAWWTTTT MOMMA!!!!!!

*LLUVIA* said...

P.S. I loved the story! :D

It's so freaking awesome and creative!

greydolphin said...

¥ou are so awesome!!!! loved it!!!

One Cluttered Brain said...

Love your muscles!
Wow! From lifting all that recycling!
You look beautiful.
AND you clean?
Wow. Just like June Cleaver and he pearls.
Love this post.
I ought to try this sometime with my blog.

LambAround said...

Hi again! I loved this post so much that I linked to it in my own Mom Prom post. Technically, it's not scheduled to post until bright & early tomorrow morning, so you have to be a teenie bit patient to see it, but it looks like you have plenty going on over there to keep you distracted in the meantime! :)

http://lambaround.blogspot.com

adrienzgirl said...

SEX-AY MOMMA! You look amazing. And the Dr. Seuss was just spectacular!

Sunday said...

Dang Girl! Check out those perfect arms you have! You were made to wear a dress like that all the time!

Your poetry rocked the house too! I am such a horrid poet....and everybody knows it!

LOL!

JennyMac said...

You are awesome. And hilarious. And love your ripped biceps as you haul that bin outside.

The Practical Mom Guide said...

This was such an awesome post! I loved the rhyming. You look amazing.

SuziCate said...

Fabulous post! And to think you did all that with beauty and grace! Go, Erin!

RN Mama said...

Ok, seriously? Best. Post. Ever.

I love love loved the whole thing! And look at your guns in the last picture! You go girl! You are totally bring sexy back! However, in your case, I don't think sexy was ever gone:)

SurferWife said...

LOOK AT THE GUN SHOW! Dang girl. Your arms are ripped!!

And you look adorable. I know I have said this before but you look just like Penny from Lost.

Two Normal Moms said...

YOU ARE AWESOME! That was great! And look at those buffed out arms, YOU ROCK!!!

***Ally

PS OMG, I agree with SurferWife, you do look like Penny from Lost!

Stacy said...

I love the pictures! How fun! You are very creative! Can't wait to check out the rest of your blog!

unabridgedgirl said...

Hahahahah! I LOVED this, Erin. SO clever! :) And you are beautiful!

nycgirl0501 said...

You are too freaking cute! I love this post. Check out your guns (very toned arms) girl! One Hot Sexy Momma indeed! :)

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Cute! I shall now call you Dr. Motherload Seuss?

Loved the look...you didn't even appear to break a sweat.

LeAndMatt said...

Love the post - and you look smashing my darling! Miss you tons!

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Dang girl. Check out those arms!!!

Gabrielle said...

Thank you for leaving me a comment because now I see your mom sexy prom and I am cracking up. I absolutely love it and you are hillarious!!!

Danielle said...

I'm new here...stumbled over from RNMama and can't wait to read more. Awesome post and absolutely love the rhyme.

RosevilleAndRocklin said...

You are nothing short of my idol ... you are amazing girl. Look at you rock that dress in all of your hotness. Tall girls rock!! I am so proud of all that you do, share and how committed you are ... and all while "keeping it real." hahaha Love you Erin!!

Tracie said...

Dude, you have Madonna arms! Hawt and hilarious!

Kate said...

Extremely well done! Old Theo's death left us with a gaping need for a new Dr. Seuss; you are a worthy successor. And you look damn good in a sleeveless dress, too.

Mommy Needs a Vacation said...

Great Mom Sexy Post!! You accomplished much more in your mom sexy dress than I did!! You go Mama!

Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip said...

You are brilliant AND gorgeous!!!! Go Motherload. I worship you.

WhisperingWriter said...

You're so pretty! If I walked around in a dress my husband would think I've finally lost it. But still, I may do this sometime.

The Mayor! said...

Love it!! Too funny, especially since I have done all of that & more in a dress & heels over the years...ahhh, the joys of motherhood, always on call no matter how gussied up we are!! Found you thru the Mom Prom!

:-D

Adrienne said...

No even way! It never amazes me what I find in blog land. this is fabulous!! :) You look great! Found you through Tickled Pink.

T.J. said...

You AND that amazing counter top and range? I'm woozy!

Your creativity and Mom Sexy simply SHINES in this post :)

Java said...

I was on vacation so I just got to read this....I am cracking up over here! You are so funny! I love your humor...and your posts...and your blogs...well just about everything about you!!

Thanks for posting this and for the smiles!!

Ellie said...

How creative n' fun! I found you
through 504! You have a unique voice!
Great post~

Denise said...

A blog post so clever
I don't know if I've ever
seen one so witty and true.

I loved your dress
You rocked it best
That is why I'm voting for you.

Denise said...

And, like Mary, I want your kitchen.

Heligirl said...

I can't believe I was picked as well as you. You're just so incredibly gorgeous in your dress and your creativity is tops. Girl, I had to vote for you!! congrats and hugs!

 

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